clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
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supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy
united-states-of-americunt: if there’s a gif that accurately portrays my feelings toward my crush, it’s this one:
egberts: viarga: just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
monomi045: The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just and then
gluteusmedius: im gonna be so hot next year and everyones gonna be like why did we ignore her last year and ill have to make a chart so i can spend equal time with all my boyfriends
but-tonightwedance: ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just whenever anyone does anything for me i just
halfhalfling: I don’t think you understand how emotional this makes me: HE CALLED HIM SAM, NOT MOOSE, NOT JOLLY GREEN, NOT GIRAFFE. JUST SAM. I’M GONNA CRY.
Have you ever met someone And they’re so fucking perfect in every way. And maybe they aren’t perfect to everybody, but to you they’re just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about them and everything they do just keeps amazing you.
pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING
snapchatting: thegirlsontv: snapchatting: i just time traveled don’t believe me? well look at this u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer yeah
coopercomeback: brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister we really need to sleep more on this site
veggietalesyaoi: if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
Happy Birthday Ash Ketchum! I wish you many years of not aging.
no xboxone no ps4 just sticking with my shadow puppets as entertainment.
My friend said that the Lord of the Rings is a...
mangocianamarch: dragonlordoferebor: booksandcatslover: geniusbillionairesassmaster: I AM NO MAN I AM NO MAN MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM HOHIRRIM