operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Simba was walking too slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
I wake up to this. TO THIS. LIAM O’ BRIEN TOO?!?!!?! I don’t think they both know how much they mean to me. This is gonna be a great day :D
funkies: I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND LEFT MY MUSIC ON REALLY LOUD SO I CAN HEAR IT AND KEPT IT ON SHUFFLE AND ALL I HEAR IS “IIII WANNA FUCK A DOG IN THE ASS” AND I STARTED SCREAMIGN AND RUNNING UPSTAIRS AND MAKING NOISE SO MY MOM COULDNT HEAR IT AND I WAS LIKE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM AND SHE WAS LIKE WHAT AND THEN I YELLED ABOUT TOMATOS UNTIL I MUTED IT
TROY BAKER RETWEETED ME xDDDDDDDDD!!!!! omg I’m going to cry. that is all
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